10 Hilarious Food Jokes that Will Crack You Up

Most humans love food. Whether it’s through cooking, dining, picnicing or celebrating, most folks use food to mark the milestones and stepping stones of life. So, mix in a the right words and a little humor with your appetite and you’ve got a recipe for a good laugh. Below you’ll find 20 hilarious jokes about food. Some are from everyday people, others from unknown sources. And some come from the world’s legendary comedians. So sit back, grab something delicious, and enjoy these laughs!

10. About McDonald’s

‘McDonald’s ‘Breakfast for under a dollar’ actually costs much more than that. You have to factor in the cost of coronary bypass surgery.’

– George Carlin


9. An Apple a Day

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.


8. Psychologist’s Office

A squirrel walks into a psychologist’s office. Psychologist: What brings you here today? Squirrel: I realized I am what I eat…..Nuts.


7. The Titanic

Q: What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?A: Sanka!


6. Watermelon Wedding

Q: Why do watermelons have fancy weddings?

A: Because they cantaloupe.


5. Secrets

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?

A: Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.


4. Questions to Ponder

What would we have called the color orange if it wasn’t a fruit?

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

If corn oil comes from corn, what does baby oil come from?


3. Definitions

Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

Raisin: A grape with a sunburn.

Chemicals: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.


2. The French on Food

Q: Why do the French like to eat snails?

A: Because they don’t like fast food!


1. Joking With Eggs

Q: Why shouldn’t you tell an egg a joke?

A: Because it might crack up!