15 People Who Are Big Ol’ Liars

By Paddy Clarke, Diply

The world is full of liars, and I know that's not a very positive way to kick off what is meant to be a funny list, but there you go! I'm coming at you hard with the truth nuggets!

However, the liars on this list tell such bad and downright weird lies, that you can't help but laugh!

1. The Cruelest Cookie Of Them All

The little smiling faces really add to the passive aggressive tone. I wouldn't let a fortune diss me like that! Eat that fortune and show it who is boss!

2. "When you lie on your job application..."

All of my years of playing video games are telling me that there is a secret room behind this absolute monstrosity!

3. "I've been lied to my whole life. HE IS REAL."

I always had faith that he was real, although it looks like he might have been in a bit of an accident... Where is his damn face?!

4. But It's Right There In The Name!

I like that when they say, "This is the last time we will contact you," it makes it sound like Mr. Jones has sent them countless desperate messages before they have sent this back.

5. "This upside down truck."

I don't know why you would want a truck like that when it was right side up, so God knows why you would want one upside down?!

6. "Blatant Lies..."

They should make a bill slot where you can only insert your note if you fold it into a specific shape, or into a crane! That would certainly stop people from buying things from vending machines...for whatever reason.

7. Somehow I doubt that...

Someone also pointed out that there are always more than five guys in Five Guys as well. Brands are just built on lies nowadays!

8. "Expectation vs Reality."

Someone suggested that the Band-Aid may only actually work if it is on your skin, so someone should probably get on that experiment!

(Please don't actually hammer a nail into your finger...)

9. The Service Here Is Terrible!

I can't believe that some establishments still expect people to wash their own hands nowadays. We're not living in the Dark Ages for Christ's sake!

10. "One of these is lying..."

Pfft, they're both clearly lying! The greatest gift to life is Guinness, shortly followed by bacon sandwiches.

11. "Someone at my stepdad's work put dry ice in the toilet by mistake."

Nope, not a chance this was by accident or just an innocent mistake. You can only do this by pouring dry ice into the damn toilet! No one's poop is gonna do this!

12. Maybe They Should Rethink The Name...

This is clearly too much wind for the Wind Seeker! I guess you really should be careful what you wish for!

13. Wait... What?

But, their name isn't "Gold retriever," it's "Golden retriever"! Stop having unrealistic expectations of your pets, okay?! He's doing his best!

14. "I stopped and waited at this sign for like 20 minutes an zero people did motocross tricks over a rainbow..."

Life is already full of enough disappointments! One thing we don't need is to be falsely promised sick motorbike tricks over rainbows!

15. False Advertising!

I hate it when you buy a new fridge and take it home only for thousands of bats to come flying out of it. Serves me right for buying one at Dracula's garage sale though I guess.

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