In a time when washing your hands as often as possible can literally make the difference between life an death, hiding sexy anime babes in bars of acrylic soap suddenly doesn’t seem kinky at all…
If the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic isn’t enough to scare you into washing your hands more often, maybe this otaku soap will. Aimed at dudes who fantasize about hot anime girls, this clever hygiene product contains a small standee depicting female protagonists of popular mobile video game Arknights concealing their “assets”. What really makes the soap bars special is that they only reveal their secret the more you use them. So if you want to see the heroines in all their glory, you have to go through the entire bar of soap. What better excuse to keep the coronavirus off of your hands and body?
If the ongoing Covid-19 pandemic isn’t enough to scare you into washing your hands more often, maybe this otaku soap will. Aimed at dudes who fantasize about hot anime girls, this clever hygiene product contains a small standee depicting female protagonists of popular mobile video game Arknights concealing their “assets”. What really makes the soap bars special is that they only reveal their secret the more you use them. So if you want to see the heroines in all their glory, you have to go through the entire bar of soap. What better excuse to keep the coronavirus off of your hands and body?
The acrylic soap comes in three variants, or rather contains one of three female Arknights characters. Out of the box, they are completely opaque, but once you start using it, the bar becomes translucent, and then transparent. To keep the otaku user washing their hands and body, the area covering the anime babes’ bodies remains covered in a fog like material that only disappears after you’ve used up the entire bar, reaching the plastic standee at the core of it.
Like the dude in the video below, you can take a knife and split the soap in half even without using it once, or you can just melt it in hot water, but what would be the point of that? Sure, you’d get to the Arknights babe instantly, but as any “player” will tell you it’s all about the game… Why deprive yourself of the experience of rubbing the soap-encased anime hottie all over your hands and body, and skip to the end? Ok, maybe I went a bit too far…
Anyway, this soap seems like the perfect way to make sure anime fans keep their hands clean during the coronavirus pandemic. Sadly, it seems to be sold out everywhere online. I wonder why…
