Is Stalking Still Cute?
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
The idea of having some stranger follow her home probably won't get her laughing like you'd hope.
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My Next Girlfriend
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend"
That line didn't work in the movie Hitch and there is a reason. However, if Will Smith had been the one to say it, maybe it would have gone differently...
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All I Want for Christmas
"If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas"
If the "man puts you in a bag" part didn't send her running, hang on to her, she's a keeper.
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You're Fine!
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you"
You know why you're single? It's because you use lines like this.
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Poetic and Sensitive
"If beauty were time, you’d be eternity"
This is a sweet line, and should you find yourself serenading a girl, go ahead and throw it in, otherwise, no.
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