10 Weirdest Things Sold On Amazon

Amazon is well known for their stock of goodies, but sometimes they just sell the weirdest things…

It’s never a disappointment while browsing Amazon.



1. Fried Chik’n with Gravy in a can

If you’re truly this lazy, we’re not sure we want to know you…but more than that how is this even chicken? I’m sure it has been processed so much that it’s all chemicals at this point.



2. Coyote Urine

Uniquely formulated to repel pesky animals, nagging girlfriends, and overbearing wives. Become your very own fortress of solitude.



3. 55 Gallons of Lube

By itself, 55 gallons of lube isn’t really that offensive, but it does raise a lot of valid questions. Mainly: what kind of life are you living where one gallon of lubrication isn’t enough? Wait, please don’t tell us. Gross.

4. Pup Mitzvah Tallit and Matching Kippah

Because you know dogs know the difference between religions or what a religion even is…



5. Booty Pop

For those of you who need to wear underwear that feel like diapers but give you a bigger booty.



6. PBR Cowboy Hat

Because ‘Mericuh.

7. Sheep’s Placenta

Honestly this shit better cure AIDS, there is no better reason than that to even think about consuming this stuff.



8. Enema Practicing Kit

For those moments in life you wish you could shove something up your own ass.



9. Uranium Ore

Thank god Kim Jong Un doesn’t have access to the Internet.



10. Cat Tail Butt Plug

Whatever floats your boat, if you want to feel like a cat while you’re doing naughty things, by all means go for it.