5. Who Needs a Man When She Has a Watermelon?
We don't know, it looks like she is doing just fine living the single life. What are men for anyway?
4. Sexy Banana
We are not sure what she was going for with this one. If it was 'completely unqualified mail order bride', she hit the nail right on the head.
3. Red as a Rose
The way those flowers are looking, she forgot to flush before she used to toilet as a vase.
2. She's Here 2 Party
If you are going through all of the pain and expense of getting yourself a mail-order bride, you should at least know she is down to party, right?
1. A Heart of....Spuds?
Some people have a heart of gold, others a heart of cole. She has a heart of future french fries, and we love it!
