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5 Unbelievable Tips For Meeting An Alien

Every single year, thousands of people claim they have been abducted or simply contacted by an alien race. Despite the fact that not a single one of these alien contact stories have ever been verified by the rest of the world, it still keeps happening. Well, should it ever happen to the likes of you or your family, there are some things you should really know beforehand. Just remember, aliens can and will look like anything you could ever imagine, or maybe something that’s far beyond your imagination, after all, they’re alien. Here are 5 unbelievable tips for meeting an alien.


5. Don’t Threaten
Aliens will most likely have beams and laser weaponry, so your little pee-shooter won’t accomplish anything more than annoying them greatly. If they keep you alive, then that is wonderful, but don’t give the aliens a reason to hate you.


4. Ignore Customs
A lot of what we do on Earth, such a high-five or a hug, will not be something the aliens understand, so try to ignore it. Also, do not bother pointing to an object, as most creatures will look at your finger and not what you are gesturing at.


3. Remain Diplomatic
If humanity is safe from being completely obliterated by an alien force, then we need to remain as diplomatic as possible to ensure it stays that way. Trade will be perfect, as we can open up new medicines and space travel, perhaps.


2. Receive Proof
No one is going to believe you if you tell them you met an alien or were abducted, so try and get some proof of the occurrence beforehand. Don’t rely on photographs, as they can be blurry or faked and manipulated with various programs.


1. Distribute Said Proof
Don’t rely on various government agencies, as they may hide or destroy the proof you have acquired. Instead, submit the proof to various media outlets or online to get it to the world. Magazines are perfect sources, as are websites like Reddit.

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