Device Addiction
You observe her on her device so much it's become the third person in your relationship. . . or is it the fourth?
2
She's Two People In One
Life with her is never dull, like in a suspenseful movie she keeps you on your toes and the adrenaline pumping.
3
A Boyfriend's Money
Oh geez, did he sell his girlfriend?
4
Her Insecurities
It's amazing how she devises clever ways of solving her fears. . . But then her fears become yours.
5
Sexting With Your Girl
Sometimes you wish there was a school where she could take Sexting 101.
6
She's Upset
Never mind, she doesn't even know what she's pissed about. Run fast to your man cave!
7
She'll Keep 'Count'
She'll keep tally of your messages to her, including those on social media. It's a game and you have to play, and NOT lose!
8
Her Bobby Pins
She leaves her bobby pins everywhere at your place, it's like she's marking her territory. . . AND she is.
9
A Boyfriend's Income
She won't tell you this in person, BUT hint: she's thinking it..
10
Another Girl?
Don't even think about mentioning another girl, in ANY situation. Her jealously antenna will prick-up, probe and POKE.
11
Gamer Girlfriend Test
You've devised a way to determine which girl to commit too. It's a hard test, will she pass? Be ready to put a ring on her finger if so. . . she'll deserve it!
