Best Roommate Notes Ever

Dishes: They Don't Do Themselves

When all else fails, get creative with your notes. More humor, less passive-aggressive.

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Spellcheck?

One of the most common roommate notes is the counter note that points out a spelling mistake. Major Tip: If you plan to leave a note of any shape or size, make sure you'll spell everything correctly so you're not ridiculed for it later.



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Ice Cream Hoarders

We all love some sugar, but when a fellow house bro calls you out on your addiction, it's clear you need an intervention.



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The Attack Of The Dish Gnomes

They may not show up all the time, but the dish gnomes can be pretty awesome when it comes to cleaning up messes. Just make sure to not rely on them all.



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Run For Your Lives

As we all know expired food and liquids can grow legs, a brain and make weird noises in the back of the fridge with their newly discovered mouths, it's only right to take this note's honest and open form of advice.



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Right On Time

Sometimes, it's not the message, but the delivery that will get your roommates attention.



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An Unnatural Habitat

In the event a slug, or any other "diabolical creature of the dark", invades your personal space at home, it's best to just leave it alone. If it takes over one of your drawers in the kitchen, then that its drawer now.



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Ice, Ice, Roomie

Do you often find yourself - due to certain circumstances - incapable of making ice the proper way? Well in the case of broken ice cube trays and empty pockets, this particular note is for you!




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Half-Day Leg Warmers

Sometimes parents just won't understand how we live, or the people we live with. It's best that we prepare for those situations.



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Grossest. Thing. Ever.

We hope Matt doesn't share that same fear of spiders.