If you ever get caught, here are the 10 best excuses you can use for sleeping on the job. #1 might actually work, but use it sparingly.
10. “They told me at the blood bank this could happen”
9. “This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in the management course you sent me to”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the new mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance”
5. “I was doing a specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem”
3. “The coffee machine is broken…”
2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…”
1. “… in the name of Jesus. Amen.”
8. “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time!”
7. “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the new mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm”
6. “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance”
5. “I was doing a specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
4. “Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem”
3. “The coffee machine is broken…”
2. “Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot…”
1. “… in the name of Jesus. Amen.”
