1. On the rare chance that they know how to text…they use it for evil.
2. They think they’re sooo funny.
3. They don’t get texting lingo.
4. …even when you tell them!
5. As soon as you teach them what OMG means, they use it against you.
6. And don’t get me started on their terrible misuse of emoticons.
7. Oh how quickly they forget who taught them how to use their new smart phone!
8. They could make jokes, but as soon as you turn it around…they get sassy.
9. They forget the important things…
10. …like their kid at Walmart.
11. Did I mention they think they’re funny?
12. A non-stop bombardment of dad jokes.
13. They give you terrible parenting advice…
14. …but then when you give them a clear and simple instruction…they can’t follow it.
15. They don’t get technology…
16. Just when they think they’re getting this smartphone thing…they get bold and attempt to work the camera.
17. They decide they could text you anytime…for ANY reason.
18. Did I mention they don’t get emoticons?
19. They don’t get your sarcasm…
20. …but always expect you to get theirs.
21. They think you run “the Google.”
22. This pretty much sums it up.
